For Immediate Release
Science & Mathematics
Written by Joe Fisher
Einstein is Going Down
Benson, NC - August 31, 2006 - - Nobel prizewinner Professor Albert Einstein's famous mathematical equation E=MC? (Energy equals mass multiplied by the constant speed of light squared) has been refuted by Benson, NC resident Joe Fisher. The safe ultra-positive world of mathematics is about to be drastically altered. Fisher, who claims that he is the unassuming poor man's perceptive philosopher, insists in his revolutionary contemplative splendid essay Why I Think 1 + 1 ? 2. (1 + 1 does not equal 2) that he has not only refuted Einstein, he has convincingly proved that Isaac Newton's laws of motion were flawed also.
Joe Fisher invites everyone to visit his website at thenewnessofnew.com and do what you gotta do to help him to get his deserved 15 minutes of fame. If you do not want to volunteer for this utterly impossible endeavor, do have a jolly nice day and live the remainder of your life in sublime happiness.